Admit it.

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Wisdom.

Could there be a Chris Nolan-helmed vehicle that could contain the awesome of a pirate batman, replete with bat-pommelled cutlass and bandoleer-style utility belt?

No.

No there really, really couldn't.

BATMAN: THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE drops May 12, 2010. Prepare thyself.

Boba Fett mows his lawn.

Paying him a dollar every hour for the privilege.

And business? Booming.

Buy Essential Iron Fist Volume 1. It's more than worth it.

Stac

Doctor Doom mows her lawn.

Well can he?