Showing posts with label spider-man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spider-man. Show all posts

Friday, February 12, 2010

OH SNAP.


Rereading the Spider-Girl trade for my review, a little notion kept tickling the back of my brain, that there was something else here that could be really, really cool. . .and I got a mental flash:

The Peter Parker Mysteries.


Think about it. Yes, Peter isn't an active superhero anymore but he's still a heroic character, more than capable of getting into all sorts of adventures. It'd be Castle meets Heroes, a fun little series of paperbacks in the tradition of the Spenser novels by Robert B. Parker. He may have a prosthetic leg and walk with a cane but Peter Parker is no less a hero than his daughter May, and following him around on cases he's working to solve would be a hell of a lot of fun. Plus, the notion of an older hero dealing with being a father, getting older, and his body no longer capable of the superhuman derring-do of old (whilst still being pretty badass. . .imagine a group of thugs trying to jump Old Pete and him kicking their ass in much the same way as Old Bruce did in the pilot episode of Batman Beyond). I think it'd be sick awesome.


You listening Marvel? Million-dollar idea and I'm giving it to you. If you let me write it. ;p

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

All too easy.

So, Todd McFarlane is bursting back onto the comics scene with an all-new character! I'm sure it'll be something completely fresh and original that's guaranteed to raise the bar for the entire medium! Let's take a look, shall we? Here it is:



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Um. . .it's very. . .I mean it's. . .well it could be. . .agggh can't fight the fanboy snark I just can't!!


IT'S SPIDER-MAN! C'MON! YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT! IT'S A GUY IN A BODY-FITTING LEORDARD SWINGING FROM FLUIDIC LINES! IT. IS. SPIDER-MAN!


All right, so the possibility does exist that this book may in fact be kick-ass, and if it proves so I will be the first to eat the sauteed crow with all the trimmings. But as first impression go, I have to say this doesn't bode well for the return of the monarch of Spawnvania. That's all I'm saying.


But it is Spider-Man. I mean come on.


Stac